dougie77

So, if I left the train station at 11:45 am, with 297 people on board, how many oranges will I have if I dont stand perpendicular to the earth's crust?

Whats going on,
Title says "Cleavage upgrade" so I only come here for the boobs and there isn't any!
 
Jipped!!!!

Just remove the bonnet

Glad you made it back in time Tim, you are welcome to stay anytime but you will probably want a hotel room after being bombarded by my 4 kids hahahaha. I never get any trouble from the neibours mate, I'm more scummy than them LOL. My youngest bloke was asking if your having dinner at our house again tonight and wants to ride in Tim's car.
My 2 youngest ones thought the corty was the ducks nuts (I agree), must be time to get another one LOL
 

Just remove the bonnet

Just remove the bonnet

Talk to Dave pro250... he supplied my whole kit on a pallet ready to bolt in. Hq calipers and xb discs up front with a 10mm thick ? Adaptor plate for caliper. Then falcon discs and calipers down back. I just got him to build me a complete diff with spool, 4.11s and 5 stud haha

Here is a picture of my new bocam rocker cover.













Enlarged it for You Kenny!!!!!!!!!!

funny and true  

How long is a piece of string you ask its twice the distance from the centre to the end:)

How long is a piece of string you ask its twice the distance from the centre to the end:)

1/2 turn of preload

this is a good video

Rust will be your biggest thing to look for but like most cars the rust can be fixed
 
Check the boot floor pull out the spare as they rust in there
 
As stated above the top of guards and around the rear windscreen where the bootlid closes
 
Around the screens front and back roof gutters also
 
Sills get bad to but hey it can all be fixed
 
And yes you can have sex in one i also lost my virginity in one but it was a wagon so it was easier
 
And they are a lighter than a falcon with the same engine    

Rust will be your biggest thing to look for but like most cars the rust can be fixed
 
Check the boot floor pull out the spare as they rust in there
 
As stated above the top of guards and around the rear windscreen where the bootlid closes
 
Around the screens front and back roof gutters also
 
Sills get bad to but hey it can all be fixed
 
And yes you can have sex in one i also lost my virginity in one but it was a wagon so it was easier
 
And they are a lighter than a falcon with the same engine    

Rust will be your biggest thing to look for but like most cars the rust can be fixed
 
Check the boot floor pull out the spare as they rust in there
 
As stated above the top of guards and around the rear windscreen where the bootlid closes
 
Around the screens front and back roof gutters also
 
Sills get bad to but hey it can all be fixed
 
And yes you can have sex in one i also lost my virginity in one but it was a wagon so it was easier
 
And they are a lighter than a falcon with the same engine    

What a good mate you have!!

Ahhh the leader of the PRT(primer racing team)

I got a diff built by Dave (pro250) with spool and falcon axles cut and resplined then he makes a backing plate and chucks on falcon discs and calipers. Just need to run AU on offset rims. Others just redrill the corty axles.

Scented or non scented?

Just keep shoving more bread in.  Dont use a french stick that shit is too crusty.  Try some of that sourdough or focaccia.
 
If you keep at it, alternate with some ham and cheese (that plasti cheese will be the shit) and you can have a snack after it comes out.
 
The grease just ads flavor.  Unless its moly based then it will taste like ass.

no good but all is not lost send me those pipes (if there in good nick) and ill send you a set of falcon extractors
 
good deal i think i love cortys and always need spares and you want falcon pipes and i cant use mine in a corty so happy faces all round

I'll kick off first post in this new section.
 
Recently this fella dropped a FG donk into his TD Corty.
 
 
 
 

 

Nah mate like John Holmes in Speedo's hanging out the top..

One of David's creations.